if i had a genie and a lamp...

... I would get everyone that I loved in the same place for once. From school, college, uni, home, church, Scotland, everybody. All the pockets of people in my life, in one big party. Maybe when I get married, or just get really bored and decide to have the biggest gathering in some field somewhere. My family and everything, in one place.

Maybe that's what heaven would be like. Just everybody cool, drinking Gin on some giant quad, wrapped up in quilts, watching sitcoms and plays and talking poetry. Round a campfire. With jelly and ice cream. Burger King on demand.

Actually, that's all superfluous. I just want everybody cool.