before i go

I'm leaving in the morning to go to Scotland for Gran's funeral. I haven't much time. Have some bullet points.

• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was voted Empire's film of the year, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have taste.
• Pepsi Max in extreme quantities has the potential to mess with your digestive system in a most unattractive way.
• Marks and Spencers do great Hoisin duck tortillas at the moment, go get one.
• Last night I had a dream that I was living in a giant house with all the Duncalfes... If any of you are listening, I'm sorry I ate all the food in the fridge and your dad got mad at me, it was only a dream and it wasn't my choice to do it.
• Ecclesiastes is my favourite book of the Old Testament. There is a time to live and a time to die... Sometimes scripture speaks to you, and when it does you kind of have to listen.
• The best way to drink tea is to add milk and one sugar, bite each end off a Twix bar, insert one end into the tea and suck the other one. Who'd have thought biscuits could act as straws..?
• Eyeliner is a tricky thing to apply. Wanna look like Mortiis? I can show you how...
• God is strong, God is listening, God is the best friend you'll never have anywhere else.
• Everything is going to be fine.

Colourblind, Counting Crows

I am colorblind

Coffee black and egg white

Pull me out from inside

I am ready

I am ready

I am ready

I am taffy stuck and tongue tied

Stutter shook and uptight

Pull me out from inside

I am ready

I am ready

I am ready

I am...fine

I am covered in skin

No one gets to come in

Pull me out from inside

I am folded, and unfolded, and unfolding

I am colorblind

Coffee black and egg white

Pull me out from inside

I am ready

I am ready

I am ready

I am...fine

I am.... fine

I am fine